Why jokes
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
Why do priests appreciate educated children?
They don't spit.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.