Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
Why Jokes
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
Why do hospitals have fans?
To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.
Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
