Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
Why Jokes
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was also dead.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
He was stapled to the first one.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
The teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin, but the sky can also be blue or black," the teacher replied.
Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him and picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally, she called on him. "Mine's more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no, Johnny, why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well, if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
