Why jokes
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because fuck society, that's why!
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.