Why jokes
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.