Why jokes
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's door.
Knock, knock!
It's the chicken.
Why am I idiot?
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.