Why jokes
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.