Why jokes
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
Why did my wife leave me?
I wish I knew.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why can't a t-rex clap?
Because it's dead.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.