Why jokes
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired."
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.