Why jokes
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
Kid starts shooting people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.