Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Why Jokes
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
But why?
Joke: Why did the gym close down?
– It just didn’t work out.
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
