Why jokes
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
because they'll never make it home.
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?
Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly, “Paint...my....house.”