Why jokes
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: .....it...
Friend: No
Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!
Friend: Why are you like this?
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she is a dumb b*tch!
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"