Why jokes

Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?

A: Because they were a racquet!

What did one skeleton say to the other?

Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"

Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)

Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."

Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"

Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"

Why are women like diapers?

They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?

So you can see the look on its face...

Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?

Because all of his friends argon.

Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?

A: Because he couldn't see that well.

A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"

I walked towards him.

"I prefer slit," I said.

"Why?" He asked.

"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.