Why jokes
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
The cat ran across the road when the car swerved. It killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut. The cat survived it all. The cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car...
The cat still died, why?
It had a Catastrophic Catcident.
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...