Why jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. 😂 😂
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.
How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)
3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)
Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.