Why jokes
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why does Ella have cancer?
Because she’s stupid.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
Why tie when you can knot?