Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why Jokes
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
