Why jokes
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she is a dumb b*tch!
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.