Why jokes
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why am I so sad?
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.