Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Why Jokes
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because they looked like me?
Sans: ... Sure.
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
