Why jokes
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She has no arms.
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!