Why jokes
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
The cat ran across the road when the car swerved. It killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut. The cat survived it all. The cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car...
The cat still died, why?
It had a Catastrophic Catcident.
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
Why did the zebra cross the road?