Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Why Jokes
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher: No, you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door
Student: No! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student: The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher: She drowned?!
Student: No! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.
The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
