Why jokes
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!