Why jokes
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
There were three people on the third floor of a building. The first one took a bite of an apple, then said it was too hard, so he threw it out the window. The second person took a bite of a lemon. He said it was too sour, so he threw it out the window. The third guy was drunk. He took a bite of a grenade and thought it was too crunchy, so he threw it out the window.
Then one of them went downstairs. He saw a dog laying on the ground dead. The apple had hit the dog in the head. Then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap. It had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head. Next, there was an old guy laughing. I asked him why he was laughing. He said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up."
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.