Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
Why Jokes
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
There were three people on the third floor of a building. The first one took a bite of an apple, then said it was too hard, so he threw it out the window. The second person took a bite of a lemon. He said it was too sour, so he threw it out the window. The third guy was drunk. He took a bite of a grenade and thought it was too crunchy, so he threw it out the window.
Then one of them went downstairs. He saw a dog laying on the ground dead. The apple had hit the dog in the head. Then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap. It had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head. Next, there was an old guy laughing. I asked him why he was laughing. He said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up."
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
