Why jokes

Insult

    • Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.

    Trashy pig woman: Why?

    Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.

    Insult

    • Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."

    Trashy pig woman: "Why?"

    Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.

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    • Blonde

    • Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.

    The brunette brings canteens of water.

    The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.

    The blonde somehow rips off the car door.

    The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"

    To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."

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    • Flight

    • - Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?

    - One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.

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    • Elephant

    • Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?

    So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.

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