Why jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."
"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.
The boy answered, "It's Michelle."
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.