Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Why Jokes
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
🤔
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
