Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
Why did the turkey suck my bacon? Because it wanted cum in its mouth.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
A kid came from school. His mother said, "What did you do in school?" The boy replied, "I had sex with my teacher." She said, "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said, "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you, son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store, the dad said, "Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said, "I can't, my butt is sore." Dad said, "Why is your butt sore?" The Boy said, "Because I had sex with my teacher."