Why jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was in a wheelchair! 🤣🤣
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
Why are french fries rude?
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.