Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
Why Jokes
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
