Why jokes
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!