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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?

Because there is no home button.

When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life

Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.

Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.

Why are orphans not allowed in stores?

Because else they would actually feel at home.

Man: What's up?

Me: I'm annoyed.

Man: Why?

Me: I stole my gf's heart.

Man: So why are you annoyed?

Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.

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    • Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.

    Mommy, why is my name Brick???

    Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.

    Mommy, why is my name Rose???

    Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.

    Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."

    Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?

    He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.

    Oh wait.

    You fool!

    I was digging in my garden when I found a treasure chest full of gold. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.

    Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?

    Because it got stuck in a crack.