Why jokes
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
UwU
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
Why do people say "cheese" when they are taking a photo?
Because they were using the computer and thought about it.
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.