Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why Jokes
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off."
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause!
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"
"No thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out."
Now, how about that drink?
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
