Why jokes
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: The Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him.
The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native American kills him. They both see each other in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?"
The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
I'll always remember my dad's last words... "Why do you have an axe? We live in the city!"
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
Why did Helen Keller wear skin tight pants?
So you could read her lips.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.