Why jokes
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?
He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.