Why jokes
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodnight Grandma. Goodbye Grandpa!
Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?
Child: I just felt like it.
The next day, the Grandpa is dead.
Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.
Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodbye Grandma.
Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?
Child: I just felt like it.
The next day, the Grandma is dead.
Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.
Child: Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy!
Dad: Oh no. If I survive until tomorrow, everything will be okay!
Survives until tomorrow.
Dad: Whew! That was nice! *Goes to house*
Mom: Honey! I was so worried about you! The mailman just dropped dead on our porch!
(If you don't get it, the mailman is the biological father)
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.