Why jokes
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why don’t mountains take things seriously?
Because they’re hill areas.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
Why is time important? To not be late.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!