Why jokes
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.