Why jokes
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.