Why jokes
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.