Why jokes
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.