Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why Jokes
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
