Why jokes
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.