Why jokes
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.