Why jokes
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.