Why jokes
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.