Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Why Jokes
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
