Why jokes

Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."

Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."

Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!