Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
Why Jokes
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
