Why jokes
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.