Why jokes
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
So Iām riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: āSon! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?ā
Me: āWhy dad?ā
Dad: āBecause it aināt got no pop!ā
Why donāt orphans play baseball?
They donāt know where home is.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because thereās no home to come back to.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
Why canāt an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. š
Why couldnāt the orphan play baseball?
He couldnāt get to home base.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.