Why jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!