Why jokes
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.