Why jokes

Why are orphans so successful?

When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.

Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.

So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.

My dad starts laughing at me.

Dad: ā€œSon! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?ā€

Me: ā€œWhy dad?ā€

Dad: ā€œBecause it ain’t got no pop!ā€

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.