Why jokes
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.