Why jokes
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.