Why jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.