Why jokes
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.