Why jokes
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?