Why jokes

Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

Why can't religion and science agree?

Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?

Because they only gave him one test tickle.

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.