Why jokes
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.