Why jokes
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.