Why jokes
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.