Why jokes
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?