My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Why Jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
