Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why Jokes
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
