Why jokes

Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?

Because they only gave him one test tickle.

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?

Because they have a history of separating colors.

Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.

What would you rate this woman?

A 7.

Why?

Because 7 ate 9!