Why jokes
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Why drink water and not bleach?