Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why Jokes
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
