Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).