Why jokes
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."