Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"