Why jokes
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.