Why jokes
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
Why did you say hi?
Because you wanted to.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.