Why jokes
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.