Why jokes
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.