Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Why Jokes
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex.
The poor guy asks the rich guy, "What'd you get for your wife today?"
The rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."
The poor guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The rich guy says, "If she doesn't like the diamond ring, then she can return it in her Mercedes."
The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What'd you get for your wife?"
The poor guy says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The rich guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The poor guy says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*** herself."
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
