Why jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.