Why jokes
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.