Why jokes
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
Why was Mrs. Claus upset?
Because Santa only comes once a year.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?