Why jokes
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Me: I been up all night, no sleep--
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......
Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?