Whos jokes
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Who left him hanging?
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.