There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Whos Jokes
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong and no?
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
