Whos

Whos jokes

Police

The police: Pull over!

The kid: Do you know who my dad is?

The police: What, your mom did not tell you?

Morbius

Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!

Bell

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Isabell?

Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.

Orphan

What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

Owl

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Owl.

Owl who?

Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"

Fart

Why did he kill himself?

Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.

Reader

Who are the fastest readers?

911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.

Therapy

Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find

Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.

Reaction

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Seizure

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

Friend

To anyone who wants to be my friend:

Hello.

Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!

Alex <3

Brother

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!