Whos jokes
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Who left him hanging?
Memes
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?