Whos jokes
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
Tell who we are.
Memes
Yessir
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"