What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Whos Jokes
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Who left him hanging?
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
