Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
Whos Jokes
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
