Whos jokes
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
Teacher: โAlright, weโre going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.โ
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Whoโs Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
There are two kids sitting in a classroom: Lily and John. Lily sleeps in class every day.
The teacher asks Lily who made heaven and earth. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
The teacher says, "That's right."
The teacher says the next day she asks the same question. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
"That's right," the teacher says.
The next day she asks Lily what did Eve say to Adam after their 100th. John pokes her again. "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'mma break it in half!" she shouts.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.