Whos jokes
There are two kids sitting in a classroom: Lily and John. Lily sleeps in class every day.
The teacher asks Lily who made heaven and earth. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
The teacher says, "That's right."
The teacher says the next day she asks the same question. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
"That's right," the teacher says.
The next day she asks Lily what did Eve say to Adam after their 100th. John pokes her again. "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'mma break it in half!" she shouts.
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Memes
For those who know
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?