Who is your mum?
An emo.
Whos Jokes
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
βDad, who is that man camping there?β I said, βSon, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.β
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
What do you call a rapper who canβt rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
