What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
Whos Jokes
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
