What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Whos Jokes
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
