Whos jokes
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
Memes
Music days be like:
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.