Whos jokes
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.